About 10 months after giving birth, I did a four-mile race. I was just drinking like normal when I choked and spit water all over the place and then I started coughing the water up and threw up a little. There were no bathrooms in the building so I had to go outside and vomit right outside the church. He seemed to believe me and never questioned my story.
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She went pee first and we were talking and all of a sudden she yells out, "Oh my god, I forgot to take my underwear off! Nothing on the shoes, either, thanks to the buffer that the socks had created between them and the source of the brown jelly streaming down my legs. Except I was horrified to hear no sound at all, and instead just felt buckets of wet warmth inside my jeans. One night I woke up and headed to the kitchen, opened up the dishwasher , pulled down my pants and took a squat to go pee, and then went straight back to bed.
The red hot liquid fire that was shooting out of me like a flamethrower nearly brought me to tears. The force of hitting the steering wheel combined with the tightening of my seatbelt around my waist just made all my pee come out. I was in freaking khaki pants; no one can hide a huge wet spot on that fashionable trend. I started to sweat. We have such a loving relationship. Share On twitter Share On twitter Share. Her poor husband felt really bad since he was the one who had brought the water. It would have been weird to see.
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Fortunately, by that time, there was only 1 or 2 other people on the bus, so by the time I got off the bus I was able to do so without a bunch of people seeing me. Needless to say, I'm dying. Anyway, I get down to just my Bambino and a man and woman walk in and start having a loud conversation right outside my shower stall, and THEN the dude tries to get into the stall I had it locked and there's a visible ENGAGED marker so I don't know why he thought it was free. Alone with my shame while changing my soaked bottom half, I took some deep breaths as I came back to reality. So glorious, in fact, that even though I really had to pee, I didn't want to stop. Strange is that I get very very horny when I am embarrassing myself. After talking to the sales rep, he offers to size me on a Madone 3.
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